Why Opinions are like a*** holes everyone has one

It came to a shock to me when my turrets colleague in my less than quite office broke the news that Jordan no his correction and I quote "Katie price and Peter have split up". My first thoughts after the initial what is the turrets guy on about now, was that this was a publicity stunt. As I hadn't watched Peter and Jordan Stateside in a few week or so and I am a leader in ratings I came to the conclusion there ratings must of been going down and in an ITV last minute attempt to gather more advertising revenue due to losing loads of money this fiscal period this was yet another stunt.

I was wondering why now..then a revelation hit me like a ton of strategically placed Katie Price books, boredom overall boredom..Peter had enough already of Katie having her bras, books, etc. Peter had enough of the bipolar antics schizophrenia after she touched a drink this once slightly paranoia women would turn into Jordan and he would lose his darling wife Katie. After all he has to concentrate on his record coming out so just wanted a break, I thought that they would work it out until...

The news broke that Katie has now got with Paul Macartney's old lawyer (rememeber the one Heather Mills allegedly splashed with water but still kept her cool); all so that Peter won't be able to get the £6m he earned while they was together, Katie darling where is the love. 

This strategic moves signal's Katie means business as the career minded lady donen't play when it comes to her money. But what is with the eratic panic the the pre-nup was signed at Peters request but in the 3 years together the you both earned £12m for 3.5 years together. You as a couple worked together building this up and for crying out loud lady you have at least £40m in the bank from flashing you bits initially to writing books and if you didn't flash your bits you wouldn't of had a chance to do many of your money churning exercises so why so mean?

We all have arguments, disagreements it is all part of life so why is this such big news I mean the fact that members of parliament has been buying massage chairs and paying for 2/3rd homes or homes they already own is actually the only other story that has been talked about this week. Thus allow me to get to my point everyone from Sineta to my turrets colleague has an opinion of the before during and after.

Lets just hope in all this tabloid madness they sort it out, the last thing this society needs is another bunch of waywood celeb kids running a mock and that's what would happen if these kids are forgotton in all this madness.